Let's be honest here: I can't come up with titles.

Hi, I'm Becky. I'm 17.
Here is my smorgasbord of a blog.
I fight dragons and discover vast unexplored lands for a living. ...Except for the times when my life isn't like that at all, which is always.

I’m gonna go watch Parks and Rec now…

Light, funny Parks and Rec…

cvlcitra said: omG BECKY WHAT NIGHT ARE YOU ON

I DIDN’T EVEN GET THROUGH THE FIRST NIGHT BECAUSE THE GAME DECIDED TO GLITCH AND I COULDN’T USE THE SECURITY CAMERAS

SO I JUST FLAILED AROUND WITH THE LIGHTS AND THE DOORS.

I GOT TO 5AM AND I WAS THINKING “okay I got this only one more hour, I can get through this” 

AND THEN THE FOX CAME AFTER ME

AUGHHH

I can read scary books

I can watch scary movies

but if I trying playing a scary video-game…

nopenopenopenopenope

NOPE

pukingupsparkles:

ruinedchildhood:

Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.

That was kinda the point of the episode

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via janghye-yung)

harrysde:

From Elon James White Tuesday night.

(via dreaming-waker)

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (2008)

(Source: foxborohotbutts, via royalasscheek)

new haricut

goldenheartedrose:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”
[screams internally]
But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”
[internal tears of joy]
She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

Ah man this just made me so happy.

goldenheartedrose:

companioncube0:

I was at Walgreens buying my brother a birthday card. An elderly woman was also in the aisle. She said “can you believe they have wedding cards for two men and look even two women!”

[screams internally]

But she then said “I’ve seen so many changes in my 80 years, it’s wonderful how things are moving forward.”

[internal tears of joy]

She then mentioned that she didn’t know any gay people but that everyone should be treated like they would want to be treated. I smiled and said “you know one now” and pointed at myself. She smiled, patted my shoulder and said “now I do”.

Ah man this just made me so happy.

(via bisexualiity)

avry:

micdotcom:

Vile photos show the crisis at the U.S.-Mexico border no one is talking about

With a spate of huge stories breaking in the past few weeks, you might not have caught the massive environmental crisis in northern Mexico that began earlier in August.

According to the Associated Press, local politicians claim that Grupo Mexico, a private mining company in Sonora with a troubling track record of hazardous waste violations in Mexico and the U.S., was slow to report a disastrous fault in its leaching ponds, which hold industrial acid used in the mining process. The spill released around 10 million gallons of acid into the Bacanuchi and Sonora Rivers.

20,000 people were without water | Follow micdotcom 

What in the fuck are we doing to this planet.

(via ayatollahofrockandrollah)